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Crush Demotivational Poster


WARNINGS - ... Crushing Religions Everyday ...


TAGS: warning holy bible religion crush
Rating: 3.61/5

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Zetmonk - January 26, 2012, 5:37 am
Actually, if I'm not mistaken, it was all just given to humankind according to most of the religions? I find it truly amazing that so many supreme beings find humans to be the most important being in the universe... Very convenient.
Rick69 - January 25, 2012, 2:40 pm
Aye, G.O.D. doesn't seem to be a very nice guy when you look too deep ... sadly too many religions follow this some G.O.D. under different names & proceed to fight over which one's better... & yet somehow our race conquered most of Earth + its animals ...
Zetmonk - January 25, 2012, 5:20 am
Nice Cloud, you feel better now? ;-)
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:40 pm
Also, next time I get a fundie complaining about violence in something, I'm going to say "What about the violence including the acts of genocide that God commanded in your Bible?"
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:32 pm
Then when someone tries to counter their argument using logic and reason to say they're interpreting it wrong, it's "false teaching" or they ignore it and continue to insist they're right
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:31 pm
The problem isn't the book, it's the believers who act like their personal interpretation of it is the only right one and their beating others over the head with it.


REGRET - Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?


TAGS: regret crush loneliness lost love
Rating: 4.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:37 am
I have never regretted saying anything ever - except to my wife. Letting it build up gives you constipation.
gas - January 27, 2012, 3:51 pm
regret vs remorse..


I'VE NEVER WATCHED BADMINTON BEFORE -


TAGS: olympics crushed dreams
Rating: 4.91/5

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mariand - August 3, 2012, 1:49 am
lol...sadly funny


I AM JUST A STONE IN THE ROAD - You tread over me as you move on with your life.


TAGS: crushed under foot
Rating: 4.57/5

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FreeDancerPL - February 11, 2012, 11:07 am
This is a lovely one! The pic just catches the right mood...
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:49 pm
Good. =)
TrueGrave - February 10, 2012, 5:45 pm
I have some funny attempts in mind to break up the sad posters, if they get approved that is lol the calender helps.
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:41 pm
Very good post. Sad, but good. (hug)


ANSWER: - Nobody!!




Kill It -


TAGS: kill crush burn camper
Rating: 5/5

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curlyrocks - September 20, 2013, 7:50 pm
I want one, then I'm going to put it on a barge, It'll be the greatest house boat of all time.
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 7:45 pm

It should be Metallic Peat like the Family Truckster in Vacation.
Reality Lord - September 20, 2013, 7:28 pm

i wantz one


BITTER SWEET -


TAGS: bitter sweet crush laugh ask
Rating: 4.76/5

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Sho - March 27, 2012, 5:54 pm
Another idea might hit me...eventually. I just want to be inspired
Rick69 - March 27, 2012, 3:12 pm
:O ... Hm... I have another idea for Bitter-Sweet coming on... Nothing do with whipped cream though!
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:07 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 27, 2012, 4:00 am
Funny that I was thinking of another one in this theme as well... The bitter-sweetness will know no boundaries...
Sho - March 26, 2012, 10:23 pm
You've done well my boy. Let the bitter-sweetness spread non stop
Rick69 - March 26, 2012, 4:46 pm
Led by you, of course, O Quack Leader... :D
Sho - March 26, 2012, 4:36 pm
Qmao. Thi5 could end up in a trend


Oversized Vehicles -




CRUSHED - Really Officer - I didn't see you


TAGS: crushed
Rating: 2.44/5

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out of reach -


TAGS: love crush
Rating: 5/5

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you eat -




PRIORITIES -




HOPE RIDES HIGH -


TAGS: crushed expectations
Rating: 4.72/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 13, 2010, 11:13 pm
He'll get a nice one mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 11:02 pm
It is...but you're just looking for a better Christmas present...lol.
tellitlikeitis - December 13, 2010, 11:00 pm
Good one RL!
CoolioIndeed - December 13, 2010, 10:43 pm
ols


A ZIT ON YOUR NOSE - AND IF THAT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH, IN SOME CULTURES IT'S A SIGN THAT SOMEONE HAS A CRUSH ON YOU




sand castle -




BEING AN ASTRONAUT WAS MY DREAM - but I never had the grades or the endurance plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me


TAGS: another dream crushed
Rating: 4.13/5

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JLBachs - May 19, 2010, 4:06 pm
WTF is up with those flags?
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 9:56 pm
Lol.


Men -


TAGS: ute car tree crush
Rating: 3.25/5

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maoworks2 - March 19, 2014, 1:24 pm
I Seen A Guy Do That, Up At The Cottage, He Said He Knew What He Was Doing, Good Luck Bro.


FEMALE EDUCATION - Not really making much headway




WORLD'S SMALLEST FISH -


TAGS: kids in the hall crushing you
Rating: 2.25/5

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LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 10:03 am
Sushi for dieters!


Hearts and Minds -


TAGS: crush
Rating: 1.79/5

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Boop - July 30, 2009, 11:22 pm
"Once you have them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow." -LBJ A Democrat.


Anticlimax -


TAGS: crushing anticlimax eighteenwheeler truck tunnel
Rating: 5/5

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MPsniper - September 8, 2016, 7:14 pm
i was almost killed late last year... when i was struck from behind by an 18 wheeler on the freeway. it was a physics experiment run amok.
mizzdizz - September 3, 2016, 8:48 am
In this case, it may be '....especially sick and twisted ones!' part that applies! chuckle, chuckle
Silverheart - September 2, 2016, 12:23 am

Great minds think alike. But I ain't hardly no great mind.
mizzdizz - September 1, 2016, 9:44 pm
Silvy, no fair! That's the same joke I was gonna make! chuckle,chuckle....
Silverheart - September 1, 2016, 9:43 pm

Hey now, I thought we didn't allow tunnel poster5.


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